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Shop Silent Knight, Holey Night, Christmas Theme, Unisex, Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Silent Knight, Holey Night, Christmas Theme, Unisex, Crewneck Sweatshirt

from $32.00

Silent Knight, Holey Knight – A Hilarious Twist on Holiday Sweaters

Bring some medieval humor to your holiday festivities with our Silent Knight, Holey Knight Christmas sweatshirt! Featuring two knights in shining armor—one urging silence and the other sporting some mysterious punctures—this funny sweater is sure to be a hit at all your holiday parties. Perfect for those who appreciate a good pun and a unique take on Christmas apparel.

Crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% U.S.-sourced cotton and 50% polyester, this unisex sweatshirt offers the perfect combination of comfort and durability. The ribbed knit collar ensures it keeps its shape wash after wash, and with no itchy side seams, you'll stay cozy all season long. Available in classic red or green, this sweatshirt is the ultimate festive choice for the holiday season.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Funny Knight-Themed Design: A clever twist on the holiday season with a medieval pun.
  • Comfortable Fabric Blend: Made from 50% U.S.-sourced cotton and 50% polyester for warmth and durability.
  • Ribbed Knit Collar: Retains its shape even after washing, keeping you looking sharp.
  • No Itchy Side Seams: Enjoy comfort without irritation.
  • Unisex Fit: Available in festive red or green, perfect for everyone.

Whether you’re attending an ugly sweater party or just want to add some humor to your holiday wardrobe, the Silent Knight, Holey Knight sweatshirt is the perfect choice. Order yours today and get ready to make the season merrier!

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

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Silent Knight, Holey Knight – A Hilarious Twist on Holiday Sweaters

Bring some medieval humor to your holiday festivities with our Silent Knight, Holey Knight Christmas sweatshirt! Featuring two knights in shining armor—one urging silence and the other sporting some mysterious punctures—this funny sweater is sure to be a hit at all your holiday parties. Perfect for those who appreciate a good pun and a unique take on Christmas apparel.

Crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% U.S.-sourced cotton and 50% polyester, this unisex sweatshirt offers the perfect combination of comfort and durability. The ribbed knit collar ensures it keeps its shape wash after wash, and with no itchy side seams, you'll stay cozy all season long. Available in classic red or green, this sweatshirt is the ultimate festive choice for the holiday season.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Funny Knight-Themed Design: A clever twist on the holiday season with a medieval pun.
  • Comfortable Fabric Blend: Made from 50% U.S.-sourced cotton and 50% polyester for warmth and durability.
  • Ribbed Knit Collar: Retains its shape even after washing, keeping you looking sharp.
  • No Itchy Side Seams: Enjoy comfort without irritation.
  • Unisex Fit: Available in festive red or green, perfect for everyone.

Whether you’re attending an ugly sweater party or just want to add some humor to your holiday wardrobe, the Silent Knight, Holey Knight sweatshirt is the perfect choice. Order yours today and get ready to make the season merrier!

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

Silent Knight, Holey Knight – A Hilarious Twist on Holiday Sweaters

Bring some medieval humor to your holiday festivities with our Silent Knight, Holey Knight Christmas sweatshirt! Featuring two knights in shining armor—one urging silence and the other sporting some mysterious punctures—this funny sweater is sure to be a hit at all your holiday parties. Perfect for those who appreciate a good pun and a unique take on Christmas apparel.

Crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% U.S.-sourced cotton and 50% polyester, this unisex sweatshirt offers the perfect combination of comfort and durability. The ribbed knit collar ensures it keeps its shape wash after wash, and with no itchy side seams, you'll stay cozy all season long. Available in classic red or green, this sweatshirt is the ultimate festive choice for the holiday season.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Funny Knight-Themed Design: A clever twist on the holiday season with a medieval pun.
  • Comfortable Fabric Blend: Made from 50% U.S.-sourced cotton and 50% polyester for warmth and durability.
  • Ribbed Knit Collar: Retains its shape even after washing, keeping you looking sharp.
  • No Itchy Side Seams: Enjoy comfort without irritation.
  • Unisex Fit: Available in festive red or green, perfect for everyone.

Whether you’re attending an ugly sweater party or just want to add some humor to your holiday wardrobe, the Silent Knight, Holey Knight sweatshirt is the perfect choice. Order yours today and get ready to make the season merrier!

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.5039.5040.50
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

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